ALL I WANT IS TO HAVE A PIECE OF PIE

I’m taking off until Sunday.

I don’t have a queue set up, so your dash will be free of my sparkling wit for a few days. I just don’t want to disappear and freak you guys out.

Later~

squeakyfangirl:

dftbhailey-42:

rainyohead:

dftbhailey-42:

rainyohead:

morrissarty:

meladoodle:

why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners

you are a genius

how are you supose to screw them down if they’re square then?

maybe you could push them up?

How do you push them back down?

A lever on the side like one of those multiple-color click pens, so you could push/pull it up and down?

Only on tumblr will you have 20,000+ people discussing glue sticks.

I have an answer!

The glue is not actually the part that rotates. It’s the stick underneath. So a square glue stick is totally feasible — it’ll just take more glue to get the same width because of area and volume reasons. And I imagine it’d be tricker to assemble, what with the possibility of breaking off the points of the square.

I did not write at ALL today. But I worked out an Elvish alphabet and then wrote some things in it, so hey, all things considered.